I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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