Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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