I feel like abortions should bother me more
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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