For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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