so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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