So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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