sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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