some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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