You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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