apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
We need to rekindle our bromance
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
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