This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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