Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
So. Much. Porn.
Randomize
