I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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