until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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