College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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