My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She has the best kind of daddy issues
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
