This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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