why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
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