Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
The power of my boobs compel you
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
