you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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