I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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