Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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