how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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