You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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