Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I am naked and annoyed.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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