We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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