so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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