yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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