My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
birth control should be required to get into college
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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