He kissed a someone with a penis
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
organizing the empties. That sober.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You are a genius and a whore.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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