Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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