Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
Randomize
