If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It's shark week go big or go home
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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