I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
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