The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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