Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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