You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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