do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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