The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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