How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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