I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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