we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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