Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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