haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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