At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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