I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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