Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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