i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
