i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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