Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think I died a long time ago.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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